- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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