- Anti Joke

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

guess what what? nothing.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.