A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Women's rights...

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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9/11

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Period Blood

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Anti Joke

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