- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

what do gay people eat?? food

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

It says so on your cap.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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