- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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