How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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