why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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dislike this...please.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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