What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Gadaffi

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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