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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Women's sports

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What abou three times

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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womens rights

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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