When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A black guy with his family.

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hey.

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Penis jokes.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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