- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

It burns when I pee sometimes.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man