What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Halo < COD

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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you will now laugh.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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