- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

YOLO

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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