- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

A fat boy walked into a party

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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