Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Women's Rights

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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