Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

guess what what? nothing.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

whos gay? you are

i eat poop

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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