- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Will you marry me?

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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