- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Womens' rights.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

BWAT

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

democracy

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

roses are red, violets are violet

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