- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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