- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock runs away laughing

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

womens rights

Nathan Gooderson.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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