- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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