whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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PUDDING

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is worse than hell?

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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