2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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c+t+c?

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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OBAMA

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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