what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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