What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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It's long!

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Kah-________-

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I can't think of a joke!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Obama-Care

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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