A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Whats9+10 19

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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knock knock

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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