What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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