What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

guess what? chicken butt.

Whats9+10 19

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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