- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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