A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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