- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

a catholic priest and a young boy

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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