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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Google Doodles

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8=D

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Potato

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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