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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A jew went to Germany.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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