- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Johnson stops eating

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Your mom

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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