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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

lick my ballsack.... ok

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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