- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Chuck Norris.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A Banana wrote this...

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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