How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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robin, get in the car.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Steve Jobs.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Your Mom

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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planking.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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