2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Teen pregnancy

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Your mother is a man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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