What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Poop

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Hello

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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