what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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