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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Homework.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

To mamas so fat shes fat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock, knock. Come in!

potato farming

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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