A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

is mayonnaise an instrument?

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Is this a chair?

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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