Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, Max!!

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Anti Joke

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