What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Pickles

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A seal walks into a club.

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Knock knock Come in!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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