Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

planking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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