why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

9/11/2001

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Anal cheese curds.

YOU IS DUM

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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