Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

A bar walks into your mother.

Sea World Japan.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Mitt Romney for president.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call Obama? - the president

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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