Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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No

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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