- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Women's rights.

what do you call a black man named mike

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Brittney Spears

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Ass

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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