A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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W.N.B.A.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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