When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Chayton

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

NEVER

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Haha

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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