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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Pavel Novak

you will die someday

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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