- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

look left now look right. washing machine

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

A baby seal walks into a club.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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