Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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My Girlfriend

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Come in

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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