viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Herman Cain

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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whats pale and white your ass.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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