What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Tennesse

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Poop

dog

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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