- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Vagina-Boob

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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