why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Compton

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Women"s Rights

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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A man. That is all.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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