Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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jack shine has boobs

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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